You Won't Believe What Happened to a Member of a Facebook Group for Men Who Point Loaded Guns at Their Genitals
One man has become a de facto king of a quite niche Facebook group — and all he had to do was shoot himself in the dick to do it.
New York Daily News — The unidentified San Diego man is a member of the “Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis” Facebook group, according to Vice. The group is used mainly to anger more responsible gun owners, with people sharing pictures of loaded guns pointed at their penises, with their fingers hovering over the trigger.
But this man’s ballsy actions cost him when he actually pulled the trigger, Vice reported. He posted a video to the group with himself holding a 1911 handgun to his junk before the gun discharged.
This is secretly what every member of this certifiably insane Facebook group wants, right? Even if it's on a subconscious level, nobody points a gun at their genitals repeatedly and posts pictures online without really hoping one day that their dick will get blown to smithereens and they get to become a hero.
Whatever circles you run in, all anybody wants is to be the best at what they do. And this San Diego man is now the best at shooting himself in the genitals.
Imagine the power this man now wields. He is the man that swaths of armed crazy people now look to as their leader. I truly believe if there is anyone in this country who could lead an uprising, it's the hero to men who point guns at their penises.
America, man. You gotta love it.