Anna Kendrick's Shower Thoughts Are Here To Blow Your Mind
A little disappointed the video for Anna Kendrick’s shower thoughts didn’t take place in an actual shower. I was gonna watch regardless but that would’ve made it even better. At this point, I’ll watch anything that involves Kenrdick. That’s just where I’m at in terms of my fandom with her. She’s so damn cute and mousey that I just wanna keep her in my pocket. Creepy? Don’t care. That’s how I feel.
My favorites
If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door
A perfect thought that I’ve never put into words. Pretty weird if you actually think about it. Take an electronic device, hit the perfect series of buttons and boom. Pizza at my house. And if you’ve never had this thought before then you need to smoke more weed.
When a pregnant woman swims, she’s basically a human submarine
Gross but true. Pregnant women weird me the fuck out as it is. To think of them as a human submarine even furthered that weirdness.
The roof of your mouth is actually more like a ceiling
Literally blew my mind
PS- By the way, we’ve all said “fuck” WAY more times than our own names. How many times do you say “fuck” throughout the course of the day? Let’s say 50. And you probably say your own name zero times most days. It’s not even close.