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A Kentucky Judge And Her Secretary Accused Of Having Threesomes In Her Chambers Are Now Saying 'It Was Just A Prank To Give People Something To Talk About'

[Source] - The secretary of an embattled female Kentucky judge accused staging threesomes in her chambers has testified the alleged courtroom Ménage à trois was ‘just a prank’ to give their colleagues ‘something to talk about’.

I'm not one for too much hyperbole, but I fucking love Dawn Gentry, the most fun judge in America. This woman is accused of having threesomes in her chambers - which I believe you can typically find on roughly page 4 on Pornhub. It just got me thinking where this falls on pranking. Nate had a blog about a prank video earlier today: 

Think we might need to see this prank video from Dawn Gentry. Just calling it as it is, but in order to see whether the prank stinks or not. Gotta hear the plan to come up with it and the details. We're in the courtroom for crying out loud, what sort of place would we be without examining all evidence to determine whether or not threesomes in chambers are a solid prank? 

But you see, it's even more than threesome pranks: 

Gentry is facing 12 charges of misconduct from the Kentucky Judicial Conduct Commission, including allegations that she, Aubrey, and her case specialist Steve Penrose engaged in sexual activity together at the office.

One witness recounted for the court how, on April 12, sounds were heard coming from Penrose’s locked office, which included a female moaning, grunting and ‘strange music’, the court heard Monday.

Other staffers for fellow Family Court Judge, Christopher Mehling, testified that they heard the same sounds, in addition to the voices of two women.

Attorney Katherine Schulz wept as she testified for three hours yesterday about her alleged interactions with Gentry.

Before resigning in May 2019, Schulz claims Gentry propositioned her for a threesome, kissed her in a bathroom and threatened to rule against her in court cases.

We got moves being made in the bathroom. We got music being played. Not even just music - 'strange music.' I gotta know what band was being played here. I just assumed people don't actually turn on sex music to fuck - I say this as a one-time sex haver in order to have my kid. 

Either way, Dawn Gentry likes to (allegedly) fuck. That's the only way to put it. She's a little minx who is having threesomes as pranks, which is just a classic prank. Can't believe I've never been invited to the inside joke prank. Plus look at the evidence we have. Someone is on record saying they heard female moaning and grunting. That's how you sell a prank or have sex. Unclear from this side really. 

I'll tell you what - this secretary Laura Aubrey is a ride or die. She's out here maybe, maybe not having threesomes - at the minimum letting people think she is for a joke. Then she plays it up in court saying, nah we weren't fucking we were just pranking! That's someone you want on your team. Laura Aubrey can be in my foxhole any day of the week and maybe even in my chambers. 

PS: Obligatory threesome video from Wild Things: