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This Baby Laughing At His Mom's Golf Swing Is Just Plain Mean

First things first, probably don't bring your baby to the driving range. That's no bueno. What's the opposite of recommending something? Unrecommending? Don't think that's a word but I can't unrecommend bringing your baby to a driving range more. What a nightmare for those other people on the range that day. Especially when most people go to the driving range to get away from their problems (AKA annoying ass crying kids) so it's cruel and unusual punishment to plop a baby down next to your bucket of balls. It's like Tom Segura says about people who bring a baby to a movie theater. You weren't able to find a babysitter? Well then you don't get to go to the movies. Exact same logic applies to babies at the driving range. If you can't find a babysitter then you don't get to go hit balls. Sorry but it's as simple as that.

Second, kids can be real bullies. They have no filter. Babies with no filter are some of the most ruthless people on God's green earth. They say and do whatever they please because society hasn't ground them down to be regular people yet. That baby CACKLING after his mom whiffed with her golf swing was incredibly mean. A regular person sees that happen in front of them and maybe offers some advice. Keep your head down. Keep your eye on the ball. Don't try to kill the ball. A baby, though? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking ruthless. I'm scared of children and you should be too. They'll tell you things about yourself that everybody knows is true but nobody says out loud. That makes for a dangerous individual.