Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Was Flashing Her Boobs And Dropping Her Pants In Front Of Landscapers?

Des Moines Register- A 56-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly flashing mowing service workers and dropping her pants. Neighbors called police reporting that a woman was flashing mowing service workers from her front yard and porch, according to a police report. Police arrived at the residential neighborhood in the 700 block of Bancroft Street just before 4 p.m. Wednesday. They found Tamara Zhane Harvey, 56, of Des Moines, who admitted to lifting her shirt and dropping her pants but said she had underwear on, the report stated. Neighbors said she had exposed her breasts, genitals and backside. Harvey was highly intoxicated when police spoke with her, police said. No breathalyzer test results were noted in the report, however. She was arrested on a charge of indecent exposure and is being held at the Polk County Jail on a $300 bond.

First of all, the answer is no.  That doesn’t look like the face of a woman who would do that.  That’s the face of the elementary school art teacher in every elementary school that has ever existed.  She’s the one who can make the best clay cereal bowl this side of the Mississippi and knows how to operate the kiln.  That’s who she is.  Show a picture of that lady’s mug shot and that’s the guess 100 out of 100 people will give.  You read a story about a woman flashing the goods to anybody who will look and you think maybe it’ll be a college girl on spring break in PCB.  A girl who had one too many vodka Red Bulls and decided to give her chesticles and lips some air.  Nope.  This time around it’s a 56-year-old woman from Des Moines, Iowa who probably had a little too much red wine and decided to turn back the clock to her own college days.  Let those puppies get some air!  Same thing, right?  Oh and I guess now she’s supposed to apologize for giving the landscapers a show while they worked?  That’s bullshit. They were providing a service for her so she provided a service for them.  Fair is fair.  Whether or not her services were of any value is an entirely different conversation.