Chick Arrested For Desecrating The Body Of Her Boyfriend's Ex Girlfriend At The Funeral Home

TULSA, Oklahoma – A woman was arrested for illegal dissection of a human body at a Tulsa funeral home. Police say Shaynna Lauren Sims, also known as Shaynna Smith, cut the deceased woman’s hair, cut her cheek and smeared her makeup. Family members called police to the Moore Funeral Home at 1908 South Memorial Drive, saying they saw Sims with her hands inside the casket. Police found hair on the floor near the casket and smeared makeup on the face of the deceased. There was also “a large vertical cut starting from the hairline stretching to the tip of the nose,” an arrest report reads. Police say they found a folding knife with hair that matched the hair on the floor on Sims’ person during a pat down. They also found scissors, a box cutter knife and “various pieces of makeup” on the Tulsa woman. A family member said Sims had also stolen the victim’s shoes.  The deceased’s mother told officers she witnessed Sims next to the casket with her hands inside, then the woman quickly pulled her hands away. The Associated Press reports that Sims is dating the deceased woman’s ex-boyfriend.

You know what the most cold blooded part about this story is? How she stole her shoes. The slicing of the face, the smearing of the make up – all of it is despicable. But yanking the shoes off a dead chick is as low as it gets. I mean imagine just strolling into a funeral home, walking up to the casket, and desecrating some dead chick’s body right in front of her friends and family? Thats pure sociopath shit. And you know what the scary thing is? I bet most chicks have had thoughts like this. Not saying most chicks would carry this shit out the way this maniac did. But I feel like the majority of chicks hate their boyfriend’s exes enough to want to absolutely decimate their funeral. Aint no hate like current girlfriend vs ex girlfriend hate. Guys will just be like “Man I really dont like the fact that that dude’s dick has been inside my girlfriend in various places. Oh well, whatever.” Chicks on the other hand are like “Who does that bitch think she is texting my boyfriend on his birthday?? They broke up 6 months ago! I’m gonna crash her funeral one day and slice her face with a box cutter and steal her heels.”

PS – The whole thing is straight up taken from Chappelle’s Show with the 19th Street Gangsters vs Cornrow Wallace. When they kidnap his dead body and put him in lingerie and high heels and dance with this corpse: