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Jay Pharoah's Reaction To Scarlett Johansson Spoiling The Outcome Of The Mayweather/Pacquiao Fight Was Priceless

 

 

 

 

 

PISSED.  Maybe not even pissed.  Just so so disappointed.  You know for a fact Jay Pharaoh DVRed the fight, was avoiding his phone all night long so he didn’t see the outcome and planned to watch it right when he got home.  Right when he stepped through the door.  Stayed away from Twitter, stayed away from TVs and stayed away from anybody who might even think about talking about the fight.  He ALMOST made it too. He went the whole night without knowing and then Scarlett spoils the whole damn thing during the send off.  Hilarious.  We’ve all been there.  You go completely off the grid so you don’t even have a chance of hearing the outcome of a certain sporting event that you’re recording.  It’s harder than you think. 2015 is all about 24/7 coverage which is normally a good thing.  That is until you don’t wanna know something.  You pretty much have to turn into an Amish person. Nothing electronic.  But you somehow do it.  You’re on the home stretch.  And then boom. Your neighbor Bob is getting his mail when you get home, he casually says, “The Cubs really pissed it down their leg today, huh?” and it’s over. All that hard work for nothing.  Fuckin’ Bob.  Fuckin’ Scarlett.