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<p>Talking the lawn folks, not marijuana. We take THC gummies now from <a href="http://3chi.com">3chi.com</a> with promo code "Zero" for 5% off because smoking is bad for you.</p><div class="videoPlayer fr-brightcove fr-draggable" contenteditable="false" draggable="true"><div class="bs-videoPlayer"><div class="bs-videoPlayer__container">         <iframe title="08/05/20 Longtime Toolies: Mower" src="https://union.barstoolsports.com/v2/embed/brightcove-video/6178543240001?postId=2742314&story_id=2742314" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true"></iframe>       </div></div></div><p>That's right. I'm a lawn guy now. As you saw in the video I have been a militant anti-lawn guy for years. I just hated it. I fucking hated it. I sold every piece of lawn equipment I had for $20 to some old guy back in like 2013 because my weed-whacker wouldn't start one day. Now I'm back in the lawn game.</p><p>Many people are saying I look like a sexy version of Hank Hill. I tend to agree. But that isn't all I got, I also bought a leaf-blower and new weed-whacker. I mowed my back yard the other day and didn't even break a sweat. That's livin, folks. I'm even thinking about having all my grass yanked out and replaced with gorgeous Saint Augustine sod. Time to stunt on all the haters (neighbors).</p><p>Who knows what I'll do next, but you can watch it at Longtime Toolies on <a href="http://twitter.com/LongtimeToolies">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/longtimetoolies">Instagram</a>, and even <a href="http://pinterest.com/longtimetoolies">Pinterest</a>! We also have a <a href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/longtime-toolie-pocket-tee?variant=32591311339617&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=57564_122_longtime-toolies-smoking-grass-on-my-new-whip&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_57564_122_longtime-toolies-smoking-grass-on-my-new-whip">lovely shirt you can buy</a>.</p>

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