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There Hasn't Been A 5 O'Clock Shadow As Hot In The Streets As White Sox Dave's Since Don Johnson

Saw this tweet on Sunday night and expected way more admiration for White Sox Dave's 5 o'clock shadow. 

I mean look at this.

(Be nice and kindly ignore everything in this pic besides Dave's shadow)

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That's with #NOFILTER!

It flat out doesn't get the respect it deserves. 

In fact, it draws a lot of hate from a lot of people that are jealous of it. 

Like one of history's all-time great h8er's Smitty. 

The same Smitty that took the original pic and replaced it with the altered version to make Dave basically look like this guy -

That picture was grossly embellished, as Dave informed everybody in his rebuttal blog.

So back to Sunday night. When I saw that tweet from the redline account with Marty I was SHOCKED to see Smitty hadn't piled on. 

For how much attention Dave's shadow got from the pic from the Chicago office dinner at La Scarola (Top 2 Italian joint in Chicago) to not really a peep now does it mean people are finally coming to their senses and realizing how awesome Dave's facial hair game is?

Here's the original pic for reference -

That one is NOT exaggerated in photoshop. It's just naturally magnificent. 

The only thing hotter than White Sox Dave's takes the past 5 months has been his facial hair game. 

So hot in fact that I would venture to say he deserves to be mentioned in the best 5 o'clock shadows of all-time discussion. 

I posed the question on the twitter 

these were some of the better responses and no-brainers.

Are we talking A League of Their Own Rosie or Talk Show Rosie? Please clarify. 

Next one is pretty much a no-brainer.

Has anybody ever seen Jason Stathem shaved?

Fuckin stud.

Devlin with an under the radar choice - 

Great answer. 

Guy looks way better with a shadow than without 

The dude from House was a great answer. AKA Hugh Laurie. One of the wittiest motherfuckin characters ever. 

Jon Hamm the Cardinals fan? Whatever I guess.

False. Clooney did not invent the look. Guy does look good with some stubble though.

Before I turn anymore of you gay with gif's of handsome dudes lets get down to business.

White Sox Dave and his grade-A facial hair. 

I agree with you guys but he sadly just got edged out of my top 5 list. Let's see where he falls. 

The top 10 are as follows, after the honorable mentions.

HONORABLE MENTION

 Jean Claude Van Damm -

All The Bad Guys from The 90s Baseball Movies (Rookie Of The Year, Major League)

Mickey Rourke -

 

Henrik Lundquist - 

Stamos - 

Gerard Butler -

#10 - Dave Williams - 

#9 - McGruber-

#8 - Thor -

#7 - Richard Greico - 

#6 - David Beckham

#5 - Sly Stallone - 

#4 - Hollywood Hogan -

#3- Razor Ramon - 

#2 - Don Johnson -

#1- George Michael

p.s. - Truth

p.p.s. - I lol'd

p.p.p.s. - true or false?