Wake Up With The Best of Mr. and Mrs. Garrison

I had a Mr. Garrison line drop yesterday on radio. I said humans were the descendants of mutant fish frogs and nobody had any single clue what I was talking about because their brains are too simple to understand the complexities of Mr. Garrison's character. That's fine. That's why I'm here. I'm here to educate the people.

Mr. Garrison is quite possibly the best ancillary character in the entire show but that's what makes South Park so great. They took the Seinfeld playbook of having a billion different side characters and turning them into the best parts of the show. Mr. Garrison, Randy Marsh, Butters, etc.... all equally hilarious.

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