Hunter Pence's Hair Is Straight WILDFIRE Right Now

Put that salad in a bowl, Hunt. That’s the lettuce of D-III mediocrity. Gotta either contain it or hit .320. No in between. I miss this weird dude. Hey, remember that time the Phillies traded away 4 young, talented and future starters to the Astros for Hunter Pence then the very next year dished him off to the Giants for dick? Do you also remember when Pence went on to win 2 rings in three years while the Phillies outfield has since been infected by the baseball equivalent of venereal diseases? REMEMBER?!?! Thanks Rubes.

I hate this team, even when I’m not even blogging about them.

PS – Fun idea for a game: Get Hunter Pence, Hank and that guy from Silicon Valley all in a room and see if you can find the extra chromosome.