Apple Bans All Fart Apps From The New Apple Watch - Daily Mail

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Oh look at Apple! All high and mighty! We’re big bad Apple! We’re too good for farts! We’re above farts!

Fuck you Apple. You’re not above farts. Nobody is above farts. Farts are the funniest thing in the world and if you dont think thats the case then you must be the worst farter in the world.

Also, China is trying to crack down on funeral strippers, the lesbian couple who claimed they were “mentally raped” because they werent given a wedding cake, the dad who babysits his daughter with his drone, and Cheetos flavored popcorn for all the fatsos out there. Open up your Daily Mail.