Someone Needs To Sign This 15-Year-Old English Rugby Player To A NFL Contract, STAT

Tyrese Johnson-Fisher. Remember the name. This bloke can BOOGIE. I don’t care if he’s 15, that’s some Deion Sanders Primtime separation. Plus he plays rugby so you already know he’s tough. You don’t step foot on the pitch without having a little iron in the sack. That’s a fact. Also, English commentating blows American announcing out of the fucking orbit. These chaps are calling a teenage rugby match and they are throwing out quotes equivalent to Dickens. A hell of a lot more eloquent than any sentence Heath Evans attempts to put together. Key word: Attempts.

1st round Chip. Do it. I don’t care if he can’t play for another 7 years and you’ll be in your 5th season at USC by then. Draft this kid in the first round on Thursday just to spite life.