Iman Shumpert's Cleveland Cavaliers Playoff Anthem Is Lava Hot

Shitttt now the Celtics are fucked. In the history of sports there’s never been a team with a hot song that didn’t go on to win the championship (the only one I can think of off the top of my head is the Super Bowl Shuffle and that’s enough research for me). And make no mistake about it, this song is hot. Shump sounds like Andre 3000 for goodness’ sake. So I had a fun ride on the Celtics bandwagon but I’m afraid it looks like that ride is over. The Celts are outmanned, outgunned, and outbarred. Unless Kelly Olynyk and Tyler Zeller drop a fire tape produced by Stevens today they’re in some serious trouble.