Who Is This BENT Imposter And Why Does He Have Such Good Genes?

The internet almost broke last night. And by the internet, I mean my notifications because I was spammed all night getting tagged in this video of a BENT imposter!

Who does this Dollar Store version of me think he is?? When I first saw this video, I immediately got PTSD from last summer when I posted my golf swing and the internet thought Barstool Sports was making fun of a disabled kid. My first words were "Ohhh no, here we go again." Unfortunately, it didn't happen as the majority of the internet realized this boy did not have any kind of defectivines. Or in a polite way, any kind of cognitive/developmental disability. Actually, a few people thought he was afflicted.

Even though jboll3s is "normal" I can tell you right now he isn't BENT! That boy is STRAIGHT.

You're telling me this guy who put on for my community actually has good genes?? As much as it hurts to say, I admire him. I always get a tingle when I see another deformed brother like me make the world smile, but at the end of the day, a hilarious video like this makes me want to be friends with Jboll3s. 

By the way Joshy Crocs, if you're reading this, THIS is how you make a funny video in public. Going on a subway in New York and 99.9% copying Eric Andre's skit from the past pouring milk all over the floor isn't funny. If Jonathan is the Dollar Store version of me, then Jonathan is the Target version of your dumbass Tik Toks. I've always loved Walmart cause it's always an adventure, but that's another story for another day. 

I hope one day jboll3s and I can have a BENT off to see which one of our bodies snaps in half first.