Warren Sapp Giving The Police His Statement About The Hooker Arrest Is The Funniest Video You'll See Today

Does Sapp even understand he’s talking to the police in this video? Everything he’s saying is admitting to a crime. It’s casual to the point where I’m pretty sure in Warren’s head he’s just sitting at the bar with his buddies and telling them about the time he got his dick sucked by a hooker at the Super Bowl. “Yeah so we’re at the bar and I meet these two girls. I take em up to my room, give ‘em 600 bucks then start taking pictures of their pussies. Yeah you know I like to mess around like that cuz I’m a jokester and shit. So one of ‘em starts sucking my dick and the other one’s being annoying as fuck so I’m like bitch get out of here while your hooker friend sucks my dick for money. Hahaha yeah I know dude like don’t give me blue balls. That hoe just goes and waits in the bathroom then after I get a nut you know what the other one says? Man you know what she says? Bitch says she wants a tip! I know! I know! I almost lost my mind too! A tip?! Mothafucka I just gave you the whole damn thing and your friend got 300 bucks to take a shit! Wildest fucking thing I ever been a part of. Anyway what was the question, officer?” Little piece of law advice, Warren, when you’re arrested for fucking hookers don’t tell the cops the story about you fucking the hookers. Think that’s called pleading the 5th.