OK So The New Jurassic World Trailer Confirms It'll Be A Decent Watch

Screw how cheesy this might (will) turn out to be in the end. I’m just chalking everything nostalgic from my childhood as a loss at this point. The real deal here is the action. I counted no less than 4,000 dinosaur slaughters in that 2 min. Raptors hunting alongside man like dogs. Pterodactyls hawking down on prey like they’re drunk at the bar at closing time. BD Wong getting his science on again. All good things. And Chris Pratt is going to put the asses in the seats for a good while now. So much for that doughy poof from Parks & Rec. Once he goes full Indiana Jones it’s game over for Anna Faris.

CUE THE MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC:

PS – Chances David Wallace’s character survives in this movie? 0.0%. The dude’s fate is sealed worse than the token black guy in a horror film.