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18,000 Barbarians About To Defend Their City

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You ever seen 16,000 Neanderthals ready to rape and pillage? Tune into the Islanders game at noon for a display.

Ovechkin and the Capitals are used to their diplomats and their bougie government officials. They’re about to be raped and pillaged by the Vikings that are the Islanders faithful. A bunch of uncivilized animals with no remorse ready to get drunk and offensive. I’d say Pray For The Capitals but no God can save them now.

LETS FUCKING GO! VROOOOOOM

PS – This picture looks like it was taken in 1983. Thats because Islanders fans dont age or develop year by year along with the rest of society. They’re stuck in the early 80s like they’re in Jumanji. Just waiting in the Coliseum parking lot until the 5th Cup comes home and releases them back to present day life.