"My Nose Shadow" Just Tried To Ruin My Entire Italian Vacation

So I’m minding my own business trying to enjoy my Italian vacation when suddenly my twitter timeline starts blowing up with this picture that is supposedly my shadow. Umm what the fuck is going on with my nose shadow?   Did somebody photoshop that just to fuck with my brain?  It looks like an entirely different person.  I mean look at the main picture of me.  I look great.  Handsome as a motherfucker.   And then I got this Dr. Claw type nose shadow in the background screaming “GIVE ME ALL YOUR JEW GOLD!”    Seriously whose shadow is that?  Did my shadow get hacked?   That ain’t me.  I mean imagine going through life having a nose that could cast a shadow like that?  Ha I wouldn’t even be able to go out in public.   Hey shadow next time you’re gonna try to get real estate in my brain try to at least have the same pose as me. And to think I almost thought that was my shadow.  Hahaha.  Nice try dickhead shadow.   Maybe next time bruh.