Kanye West Is Running for President of the United States — For Real

Let's go!

Just when it looked like we were going to have another election like 2016, BAM, Yeezy is in. I'm so in for this I can't even describe it. I don't know how much of the vote Kanye could get, but I hope it's enough to get into the debates.

And it looks like he could already have a running mate who would make this ticket even more interesting.

I'm all in for West/Musk 2020. At this point, the world is almost completely devolved into chaos anyway, so we may as well at least have some fun with it. And what could possibly be more fun than having the mind behind College Dropout, Graduation and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy in the White House?

While I've obviously never been in the shoes of POTUS, I can't imagine it's much harder than writing the line, "Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis." That's the ingenuity we need.

And those four White House Correspondents' Dinners would be must-see television. I can only imagine the performances we'd get; it would be an extra Grammys every year.

On NHL 20, Snoop Dogg joins the broadcast booth during some games and throws out all these nonsensical ideas to make hockey more fun and I feel like that's what the United States would be under president West. just non-stop, experimental crazy shit. And maybe it works and maybe it doesn't, but we're going to have a hell of a time finding out.

Put Kanye and Elon in the debates.