PornHub Is Sending A New Computer To The Guy Who Smashed His When His Mom Walked In On Him Watching Porn
Mirror- A man who smashed his computer to conceal the pornography he was watching from his mother is being sent a new laptop by an adult entertainment website. The randy teenager – who has been named only as Denzel – tweeted his tragic tale, featuring a picture of the smashed laptop with the caption: “Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice”. His porn-watching days are not over however, thanks to the website which saw his story and decided to cheer him up. Vice President Corey Price of Pornhub said: “We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan. “We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. “As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
And that’s how customer service is supposed to work. Other companies should take notes. Comcast and every other cable company out there especially. You cause someone harm in their life? Send them free shit. That’s how the world should work. I blogged about this story a few days ago. The one about the kid who says he smashed up his laptop because it froze on PornHub and his Mom was about to walk in. I said the story was fake and I still do. Nobody just straight smashes a laptop. You close the lid or darken the screen. You don’t take a hammer to it. But anyway, the kid’s tweet went viral, PornHub saw it and now they’re sending him a free laptop and a bunch of PornHub gear (nothing gets you laid faster than strutting around in a PornHub hoodie. Nothing). PR savvy through the roof. Take a negative and turn it into a positive. I think I like living in a world where internet porn companies have a better handle on dealing with public relations than most non-internet porn companies. No, I definitely do.
PS- They better send that kid a free laptop or all of the goodwill is gone. All of it.
h/t tim