Kim Kardashian Got Photoshopped Out Of A Newspaper For Being "Too Pornographic"

Metro- One of the world’s most recognisable people was entirely unrecognisable in this photo in an ultra-orthodox Israeli publication. And by unrecognisable we mean invisible. News website Kikar HaShabbat was criticising Jerusalem Mayor, Nir Barkat, for eating at a non-kosher restaurant with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. And not only was Kim’s face pixelated and covered by a photoshopped receipt but she was only mentioned in piece as ‘West’s wife.’ In ultra-orthodox Jewish communities, women are regularly not shown in pictures out of ‘modesty’. According to Yahoo News, an ultra-Orthodox newspaper even removed the German Chancellor, Angela Merkel from a photograph. This is what the image looked like originally. Truly scandalous:

Alright so that one above is photoshopped.  They put a goddamn receipt over Kim K because she looked too pornographic for their tastes.  They simply couldn’t put her in the photo.  It wasn’t possible.  She must’ve been spread eagle on the table and busting her shit wide open for all to see.  Every single one of us staring down the passage way that North West traveled.  Right?

Here’s the original photo they refused to put in the newspaper:

OH MY GOD!  THE HORROR!  THE WHORE!

Oh wait, she’s just sitting there in a sweater.  What the hell?  I’m super pissed if I’m Kim K.  Not pissed for being photoshopped out and being called too pornographic while being fully clothed.  I’m pissed because I want my money’s worth if I’m her,  Oh, you’re gonna crop me out of the photo for being to porno for you?  Well I’ll show you porno.  If you’re gonna get censored you at least want to deserve it.  This is Kim Kardashian we’re talking about.  The girl we’ve all watched suck Brandy’s brothers dick like a slurpee.  The girl who is the most famous whore in all the land.  Go to any newsstand and buy any magazine and there’s a 150% Kim K is naked in it.  But she gets banned while wearing clothes?  Fuck that.  Start sucking Kanye’s dick right next to the bread plate.  Get banned for that.  Not while wearing a sweater and because some religious nut job can’t look at women.