Method Man Responds To The Divorce Court Claim That One Chick Slept With The Entire Wu Tang Clan

Mirror – Method Man has slammed claims that one woman slept with the entire band. A woman on the TV show Divorce Court was accused of having a romp with Method Man, RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Masta Killa and Cappadonna. Speaking exclusively to the Mirror, Simon Green who has been the band’s tour manager since 2011 said: “The Wu-Tang Clan are polite and well mannered boys and sometimes girls mistake signals as friendliness.” On Simon’s Instagram page Method Man himself addressed the sex claims, saying: “That s***’s fake I would’ve remembered her.. I would’ve spotted her and said which one of u b*****s brought the chaperone.” Simon joked that on his first day as tour manager, the band made him promise to never write a book. But he told Mirror Celeb: “I have a general rule – no girls on the bus unless they want to talk about music, politics or chess. What you have to understand is some girls are ‘thirsty’ and throw themselves at the guys. But the band are polite and well mannered boys and sometimes girls mistake signals as friendliness.” According to Simon, Method Man is a studious member of the band more likely to be found with his head in a book. He said: “Method Man’s my boy. He’s got my back. He’s the leader of the band and one of the most creative people I’ve ever worked with.” Simon denied there was any basis in the claims that she had even partied with them. “I can’t remember her and I remember most of the girls.” He told Mirror Celeb: “They are good soldiers. When they aren’t writing they are resting. Don’t get me wrong, we have battles on the bus and PlayStation wars. Usually FIFA 15. “There’s 14 of us on the road doing 19 hour days and they are professional. The best.” He added: “It doesn’t get any more authentic that the Wu-Tang Clan. No record exec or tour manager will ever change them. “That’s the magic about Wu-tang.”

Well  I guess that settles that! I think I would make the argument that there is absolutely no way Method Man can distinguish one white blonde groupie from another, but if Tical says they didnt gang bang that chick then I guess we have to take him at his word. Does this look like a guy who would lie to us?

The thing is, Johnny Blaze is not the guy we should be asking here. He’s by the most successful, mainstream member of the Wu. Definitely has fucked the most groupies. So of course he cant remember them all. We need to be asking Cappadonna. We need to be asking Masta Killa. We need to be asking U God. I guarantee those guys can all remember every exact piece of pussy the nailed when they were on tour. Like Cappadonna will 100% remember if there was a blonde chick who he got sloppy ninths on. Just hoping she makes it all the way down the Wu Chain until its his turn.

So while I value Method Man’s input and the tour manager is a good person to ask, I think we need to go right to the back end rotation of the Wu. Those guys will tell you the truth.