Nothing To See Here, Just An Old Man Trying To Get His Giant Pipe Home

Old people, man.  In their own weird and senile way they might just be the smartest of us all.  They simply don’t give a fuck.  The genius behind their plan is that they make the world adjust to them instead of the other way around.  For example, we all put on clothes in the morning because society dictates that that’s something we have to do or we’re the weird ones.  Do it and all of a sudden you’re some kind of sicko and they throw you in jail.  But reach a certain age and you can walk outside buck naked and people will blame your advanced age.  Same goes for getting home a giant piece of pipe you just bought at the store.  Old guy stuck it in his car and made everybody else deal with how they were going to handle a 20 foot pole almost clotheslining people on the street.  Those cars that were parked on the road?  They shouldn’t have been there.  Guy on the moped?  Get the fuck outta the way.  Pipe coming through!  I’d bet my life that what he yelled out the window at the end of the video was, “Fuck you. I’m old.  I’ll do what I want. I made it this far and lived this long and I’ve earned it.”  And he’s right.