Wife In Taiwan Hires Strippers To Dance On Her Husband's Casket As One Final Gift Before He's Buried

(Source) Between the tears, eulogies and final farewells, funerals are typically a sombre affair. So mourners at a Taiwanese man’s memorial were shocked after they were treated to a sexy performance by two scantily-clad strippers – hired by the deceased’s own wife, The People’s Daily Online reported.  Dressed in little more than underwear and thigh-high boots, the exotic dancers showed off their moves in a scene more fitting to a strip club than a funeral home.

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase Drop Dead Gorgeous the women gyrated around the coffin to Maroon 5’s Moves Like Jagger in front of the open-mouthed mourners. At one stage they even draped themselves over the casket as part of their routine. Taichung Funeral Home in Taipei, Taiwan was turned into a makeshift gentleman’s club when the dance music began pumping and neon lights started flashing as the girls went through their moves on the morning of April 12.

Some mourners appeared to be more interested in filming the sexy dancers rather than remembering their departed friend as they vied for the best position to take photos and videos on their smart phones.  Family and friends of the deceased expressed their shock during the performance but it didn’t stop the dancers who went through three different fast paced songs. They then disappeared before the drums played and the coffin was taken to the awaiting car and the start of the solemn funeral ceremony.  Friends said the extremely understanding Mrs Jian was a devoted wife and after Mr Jian had suffered a stroke before his death, she would spend every minute at his bedside, attending to his every need.

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I guess my only question is did this wife pay for her husband’s friends to get lap dances and blowjobs because otherwise this was not worth it at all. I don’t know how else to say this and I feel like I’ve said it a million times but when you die, nothing happens, you just sit in that wooden box with your decomposing body and eventually become worm food. That’s it. No heaven, no ghost or spirit watching over, you’re just a piece of meat, exactly like every other thing that has died in the history of death. So if I’m a dead person the last thing I want is some stripper rubbing her tits on my casket, shoving her pussy in my dead face. Fuck that, save that shit for the people that can still get blood in their penis.  This is cool in principle and sort of touching in a weird fucked up way, but the reality of it is dead people are useless, they serve zero purpose to us living folk, they’re total chumps, so hiring a stripper for a dead guy is the biggest waste of money I’ve ever seen. You can be sad about your dead loved one and still let his friends jizz, those two things are not mutually exclusive, figure it out lady, also sorry about that whole dead husband thing, that sucks, my condolences or whatever.