Fastest Cop In The World Embarrasses Kid Who Tried To Play D On Him In The Park

Good golly miss Molly, I was NOT expecting that to happen. Especially considering the video started with arguably the most disrespectful move in all of sports- the hand on the head...

If only he knew he was playing defense on the Usain Bolt of Law enforcement he would've kept his hands to himself. I mean the man started with a spin move, DUG IN, and was gone. Look at this angle…

He had so much separation the kid gave up half way through and started crying…