Andy Murray Got Married Wearing A Kilt This Weekend

Yahoo – Andy Murray married his longtime girlfriend Kim Sears on Saturday in the tennis star’s hometown of Dunblane, Scotland. The couple, both 27, said their vows in front of family and friends during a ceremony at Dunblane Cathedral. 

Sure, Andy Murray is from Scotland and Scottish people wear kilts. I guess this kinda sorta makes sense. But still, this is just another prime example of ridiculously confusing Andy Murray is. He’s the biggest pipe-blower in all of the land, but somehow he’s an even bigger superstar with a smokestack wife. Doesn’t make any sense.

Obviously this wasn’t a kilts only type of occasion. Look at all the other dudes in the picture being regular human beings and wearing pants to the wedding. But here comes Andy Murray, shit eating grin and all, looking like a total sheep shagger. It’s an awful look. The Scots don’t know dick about fashion. And the more I think about it, the less pissed off I am about the fact that this noodle wore a kilt to his wedding, but more at the fact that he wore that kilt. That thing fucking sucks. Everyone knows that red kilts are the hottest kilts in the game. It’s a power kilt that says you’re the biggest dick swinger at the party. I don’t have an actual number on this, but I’d have to imagine that at least somewhere around 75% of marriages that start while the groom is wearing a blue kilt end in divorce.