Arnold Palmer At The Par 3 Contest Chirping His Ass Off Like Your Drunk Buddy

When I say “your drunk buddy” what I really mean is “me.” That’s Arnold Palmer in that video but that could very well be me on any hole after 12 any time I step on the course. By 12 or 13 that’s exactly me right there, except for the Green Jacket. I just sit in the cart, drink beer, moronically yell at everyone still playing, and laugh my ass off. “NICE SHOT YOU JACKASS!” “HOOKED IT, DICKHEAD!” “HEY CRENSHAW YOU FUCKING SUCK!!” Nice to see Arnie and I have something in common aside from our love of iced tea and lemonade.