Young Calvin Harris Looking Like A Troll Should Give Hope To All

Look at this thing.  Prime locker shoving material.  I mean, good for him going from Frodo to a mega superstar that slays the best stuff on Earth.  I guess all you need is to hit puberty and a lottery for a hundred mill and you’ve got it made in the shade like Cal!   Seriously.  I’m not saying the cream of the crop DJ’s like Calvin who actually write, produce and create hits shouldn’t get the big bucks, but come on now.  This dude made $66 MILLION last year alone, and about $36 million the year before.   No wonder everyone with iTunes and a headset thinks they’re a DJ.  Freaking despise those toolchests at bars and clubs who are certain they’re revolutionizing music by going ape on 3-5 buttons a night (Dante excluding.  I think.)

DJ Jazzy Jeff’s don’t grow on trees anymore. This is what I imagine 99.999999% of DJ’s do in 2015.  Kick It!