NSFW: NYC Health Dept. - "Ass Eatin' SZN Is Cancelled, Please Commence Glory Hole SZN"

NYC's health department just came out with some updated guidance on preventing coronavirus as best you can during sexytimes. Honestly I love that they're sex positive, not prudish about it & get straight to the point. "Sex is normal, we're *all gonna do it (*minus 98% of comment section trolls) and there's nothing wrong with whatever your thang is - but we want to encourage you to be safe, and here's how!" 

Among that 'here's how' part there was one main bullet-point that caught my eye... (besides the rimming thing which, let's be honest, will always make me LOL because I'm stupid & was also never exactly a beacon of healthy activity long before covid even existed):

In a roundabout way I read that as "ASS EATIN' SZN IS CANCELLED, PLEASE COMMENCE GLORY HOLE SZN!" Right? That's what that means? So hey, get weird with it, go to town. Make a saran wrap wall so you can see what's going on, drill a hole in your bathroom wall, get funky with that old refrigerator box... BUT, please don't forget even that can still be dangerous...