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Prince Harry Shut Down A Chick Trying To Take A Selfie With Him And Said "Selfies Are Bad"

BBC/YouTube – Prince Harry told a teenager that “selfies are bad” when she requested one in Australia. The prince had arrived for a four-week placement with the Australian Defence Force.

He good-naturedly suggested the young well wisher “just take a normal photograph”.

 

Selfies are bad, Prince Harry? Really? Yes they’re vain and look silly and it’s actually absurd that there’s a multimillion dollar industry of people buying sticks just to take them but you’ve got to look at the bright side. It’s not like this chick is going to get a picture with Prince Harry any other way. And to a girl, that’s literally the most flattering thing a woman can do. Forget about complimenting your clothes or hair or whatever, a girl taking a selfie with you means one of two things 1) You’re famous and this is as close as she can get to fucking you or 2) She loves you in some way and wants to share it with the world. It’s dumb as hell but like 90% of things guys do, it matters to women so you’ve just got to grin and bear it. At this point refusing a chick taking a selfie with you is like refusing to bow in Japan or something, this is the custom of her people and you just have to respect it and move along.

 

But more importantly, selfies are really the Internet’s greatest gift because women are so unashamed of plastering them all over for a few Instagram hearts and comments from weird Indian dudes who want to sniff their bungs. If I have to take a million selfie sticks and dumb open-mouth Muppet faces next to Prince Harry to get pictures like these below, that’s just a price I’m willing to pay. GUESS THAT’S WHY AMERICA WON THE WAR, EH HARRY?

 
 

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