I Hate When People Invent Apps I Should Have Invented First: Introducing Decoy

Remember when I blogged about Tinder? No one had heard of it and I blogged it and suddenly everyone was swiping right and getting their dick wet.  It was such a no brainer idea that I was pissed my noodle brain didn’t think of it first. Now the thing is now worth billions and I got dick to show for it.

Well here is another no brainer app I’ll probably make famous and have nothing to show for it.  Introducing Decoy. This is the perfect app for married moguls who sext smokeshows for a living or anybody who sends sexts and is trying to get laid.  Basically you take a photo, then you take another photo that you’ll use as a decoy.  Only someone who has your password can see the original hidden pic, everyone else just sees the decoy picture.  So when somebody randomly takes your phone and is scrolling through your pictures they won’t see you dick slanging it next to your dog or mom. The fact this isn’t already invented is mind boggling.   No more getting caught with snap chats that get leaked or hacked. Whoever invented this thing I have some draft kings stock I would like to trade you for the rights to the app so I can retire for good.