The NFL Has Hired It's First Female Ref And Am I Crazy Or Is She Hot?

So this is a pretty split debate right now. KFC and I say Sarah Thomas, the NFL’s first female official, is pretty goddamn hot. Kmarko and BigCat say we’re insane. What’s the ruling here? Because when a picture of Sarah first popped up I was shocked. You hear “female NFL official” and some little blonde debutante is not what you imagine. I figured she’d be more of a Melissa McCarthy, boxy framed gal. The kind of chick who slams wings at the bar on Sunday, farts in front of guys and shit. Well not so fast my friends, Sarah Thomas looks like a Dallas housewife who got bored, bought Football for Dummies and became an expert because she didn’t have shit else to do. That’s a MILF I’m looking at right there. Maybe not the first MILF you think of when you go to PornHub, like a Lisa Ann, but someone whose thumbnail you’d see and think Ohhh right. I always forget about her, like a Brandi Love. Hate the guy all you want, but you gotta tip your cap to Goodell on this one. Hired the first female ref to throw some shade over that “NFL hates women” cloud but in reality just hired some on-field eye candy. Veteran move.

Anyway put it to a vote, 1 for Sarah is ugly 10 for Sarah is a 10

(839 votes, average: 7.90 out of 10)

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