Guy Calls Into CSPAN And Says The EPA Is Promoting Homosexuality In Order To Reduce The World's Growing Population
Georgia, you magnificent state! Conspiracies through the roof. Quite possibly the best call-in to a TV show in the history of the world. For a couple reasons. First, what an idea! Gotta hand it to the EPA on this if this is what they’re doing (I’m gonna say they’re probably not), that’s fucking genius. Promote homosexuality, despite their apparent deep hatred for it, in order to reduce the world’s already-unsustainable population. It’s simple. The more people of the same gender who are fucking, the less reproduction that can take place. I don’t see any of you guys coming up with a better plan. Promote more pro-gay agendas = more gay people = less babies = reduced world population. As we would say around here, facts only. But the reason this might be the best call in history is the TV host’s ability to keep a straight face during the entire thing. It went on and on and on and on and on and on and the dude just sat there stone faced. Incredible. Give that guy an award. Give him all of the awards in fact.
PS- The caller just couldn’t resist bringing race into it at the end. It had been almost a full minute since he said anything derogatory about race so his hand was forced. It’s those damn Latinos fault!