Just Another Day Commuting On The NYC Bus

Reddit – I asked him what character he represents and he said that he created a new character for the sake of creativity. nice.

I call him…Crane Game Machine Claw Man. Its a little bit wordy though. “Now you’re in New Yorrrrrrkkk, concrete jungle where Crane Game Machine Claw Man rides the bus right next to youuuuu, there’s nothing you cantttt dooooo!” We’ll have to work on that but thats a fucking crane claw.

You gotta think about how demoralizing it is for someone who’s like a lawyer or a finance portfolio manager or something real accomplished like that when they look to their left and they see this motherfucker on the bus with them. I mean sure, yea, this dude is a goddam lunatic and is probably taking the bus because he’s like pseudo homeless and has nowhere else to be while you are commuting to a respectable job. But for that brief moment, when you’re both sharing the same bus, you guys are equals. Your both crammed into the same mode of transportation. You, a career man. He, a real life superhero lunatic. That would be enough for me to just start taking an Uber to work every day. Don’t care how impractical or expensive that would be, I did not go to college and law school and work like 80 hours a week to sit next to Crane Game Claw Man on the bus.

Really just the bus in general. In a lot of ways the bus is infinitely better than the subway. Youre above ground and it doesnt smell as bad and stuff. But Bus People are a weird breed. They’re just like a different sect of New York City. Always traveling cross town and dressing up like Comic Book villains and shit. I just dont trust bus people.