This Dude REALLY Didn't Want Cheese On His Burger

Let’s start here.  I don’t trust anybody who doesn’t like cheese on their burger.  That’s stupid.  Anybody who does that is an idiot through and through.  I don’t even care if the guy is allergic to cheese or something.  Eat it anyway and then go to the hospital for when you have a seizure.  Worth it.  He realizes cheese is delicious, right?  Name something that isn’t better when you put cheese all over it.  You can’t.  Burger?  Better covered in cheese  Fries?  Better covered in cheese.  Stupid vegetables?  Better covered in cheese.  A lady?  Better covered in cheese.  It’s the ultimate topper.  If he had asked for cheese and they didn’t put it on his burger then I’d 1000% be on his side.  He could tear that place apart, snap a few necks and burn it to the ground and it’d be justified in my book.  But to get mad because they put cheese on the burger?  That’s not a world I wanna live in.  Best part was when he was listing his demands and was like, “You know what?  I wanna free fucking order of fries” like that was big on his list of demands.

PS- I don’t want to promote violence but anybody who stands in a fast-food joint asking who has a college degree and demanding employee numbers they can report to corporate deserves a haymaker to the jaw.