Laziest Pet Owner Alive Walks His Dog While Driving Alongside In A Minivan

Metro – The new level is being so idle you can’t even be bothered to step out of your car and walk your dog like this driver. A video showed the pet owner holding their dog’s lead through the window, while the mutt struggled to keep up as they accelerated. The display of extreme laziness irritated Vimeo users, with one of them seeking criminal charges for the driver. And it wasn’t for their slothfulness. They actually found the stunt dangerous (which it was). ‘Did you share this video with the police or call the police or take down the license number? Or did you just watch and film? Please share with police,’ wrote Karen Erbach.

Everyone complaining about how lazy this guy is and how its endangering the dog and what not can kick rocks. This is a dog owner going above and beyond. Doing whatever it takes to get their pup the exercise it needs. He or she is probably morbidly fucking obese. Like probably worthy of a TLC special in a couple years. And so they cant get up and actually walk the dog. So through some heroic effort they make it to the Ford Windstar minivan and take the pooch for a drive around the block. Not a fucking chance that dog ever gets to stretch his legs and run like that unless he’s running alongside an automobile. All I’m saying is before you get on your cloud of judgment and hand out life lessons to all the sinners, just think of the alternative for this dog. Its either he sits at home with his fat fucking disgusting owner and never goes anywhere, or they hop in the minivan and he gets to go for a walk like all of his other dog buddies.

Bottom line is here in America we dont get to throw stones at people for being lazy. Not even when it involves dogs. We’re all lazy. We’ve all had our moments where we want to walk the dog by driving next to him. Plus the dog doesnt even know the difference give me a fucking break,