Zayn Quit One Direction Because His Soft 6 Girlfriend Told Him To? PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYY

The Girlfriend

The Picture That Got Him In Trouble

DM - Perrie Edwards has emerged for the first time since her fiancé Zayn Malik dramatically quit One Direction. Grinning from ear-to-ear, the Little Mix star left the London house she shares with her boyfriend with her engagement ring still firmly on her finger. Perrie, 21, has yet to comment on the matter of her partner’s huge career decision, but her smile showed off exactly how she felt, despite the fact fans of the boy band on Twitter had labelled her ‘the Yoko Ono of 1D’ after blaming his departure. Zayn, 22, had returned from Thailand where the band had been touring, arriving at 5am on Friday to talk to the blonde star in the wake of a picture being revealed of him getting cosy with another woman. Almost immediately, he denied that there was anything going on between him and the blonde, who was later identified as Essex girl Lauren Richardson. His quick jetting across the world on Thursday evening to have crisis talks with his long-term partner threw their relationship into the spotlight, and there were doubts over the state of their union.   Zayn shocked fans the world over when he announced on Wednesday that he was leaving One Direction after five years as part of the world’s biggest boyband. 

Wait a minute.  This is who Zayn quit One Direction for?  This chick?  She’s a soft 6 and that may be generous.   And that’s who he cheated on her with?  Or at least the one he got caught with? She’s a soft 4.  What the fuck is going on around here?   Hey Zayn step it up you pussy.  You were in the biggest boy band in the world.  You should be fucking at least four 10’s a day.   If your girl doesn’t like it she can find some other awesome boy band member to get engaged to.  Instead you’re getting dominated by your jealous girlfriend and hooking up with 5’s.   You know what I’m glad this clown quit the band.   He’s not cut out for the bad boy life after all.   Be softer Zayn.  You can’t.

PS – How long did it take Zayn before he realized he made the worst decision of his life?  22 seconds after he quit?   Seriously have fun sitting on the couch every night, sleeping with the same chick every night and a big night being going out for dinner on Fridays.  Sucker life for real.  That’s how you end up having a mid life crisis at 38.