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Dog Is Pissed About Being Left In The Car So He Lays On The Horn

 

 

Did this happen yesterday?  We need to know.  Because if it happened yesterday than it’s worse than it already is.  Don’t leave your dog in the car all alone.  That ain’t right.  Especially with all the windows rolled up.  Fuck that person.  But we need to know if it happened yesterday because yesterday was National Puppy Day.  You shouldn’t ever leave your dog in the car but you definitely shouldn’t do it on National Puppy Day.  You can do some shit and be like, “What the fuck?” but just never on no National Puppy Day.  What kind of monster are we dealing with here?  Robert Durst have some company?  I saw Feits just blogged about somebody being out to death by firing squad.  This person deserves the same.

 

On the flip side, love how the dog just wasn’t having it.  “If you’re gonna put me in the car with all the windows up then I’m gonna lay on the horn and make a scene.  That’s how it goes.”