Bubba Watson Eats 2 Burritos A Day For 10 Days Straight Leading Up To The Masters, Translation, I Could Win The Masters

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Well then. I was sort of down on myself this month, winter weight got a little out of control this year, getting older, prime athletic years passed me by, and then this happens and I have to tell you, I think Bubba Watson just said I could win the Masters. This is literally my thing, the all burrito diet, I invented this. You know how Michael Jordan used to say he would pick up a new skill every summer, add a little piece to his game, well that’s sort of like what I’m doing. Yes the addition is always just whatever the athlete’s biggest guilty pleasure food is, be it skittle or burritos, but you’d have to think if you add enough of these things together something will break through. Eat Candy and Mexican food until one day I wake up and hit a ball 300 yards. That’s my plan and until it’s proven to not work I’m just going to expect some day for things to fall in place for me. Top buttons only, Bubba life.

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I hate Bubba Watson.