Jessica Simpson Drunk In An Interview Talking About How Her Daughter And Husband Are Dating

I’ll always remember this moment. The moment Jessica Simpson morphed into Britney Spears. Shitfaced rambling about her husband being her daughter’s boyfriend and babbling about God knows what. If she was barefoot and bald that would have 100% been Britney Spears.

Cant really blame Jess. Its been a long road for her. First of all she was possibly the hottest of the three blonde pop stars. In her prime she was hotter than Britney and Aguilera, but never got any of the respect for it. Then she went on her show with Nick Lachey and the whole world found out she was retarded. That moment when she didnt know if tuna was chicken or fish was a Hall of Fame reality TV moment. Then she got fat. Then her dad came out of the closet. I mean its just been a long fucking road for J Simps. If she wants to pop a couple prozac or valium and wash it down with a cocktail or 5 at the Teen Vogue party then let her live. Kinda weird when you talk about how sexy it is to wear men’s shirts and then say your 2 year old daughter loves doing it. Little bizarre so say your husband and your toddler are boyfriend-girlfriend. But like I said cut the girl some slack its been a long journey.