Screech (From Saved By The Bell) Almost Stabbed A Random Guy Because He Refused To Drink His Smirnoff After Screech Iced Him

(Source) – Professional pornographer Dustin Diamond, formerly known as Screech on Saved By the Bell, is on trial for stabbing a guy at a bar last fall. And earlier that night, cops say, the actor also threatened to stab a different guy who dared to reject Diamond’s lame attempt to “ice” him with a bottle of Smirnoff. According to Gerol’s motion, Paul Rogers and his brothers were watching a basketball game at The Patio Bar & Grill on Dec. 25 when Diamond, 37, came up to one of the brothers with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and announced, “You’ve been iced. Get on your knees and drink this.” The man declined but Diamond persisted, until Rogers told him to back off.A few minutes later, according to Rogers, [Diamond’s fiancée] approached his brother and said, “Just drink it.” Again the man refused, allegedly prompting Diamond to walk to the middle of the bar and say words to the effect of, “Don’t make me stab someone on Christmas.” Rogers says he and his brothers thought Diamond had a knife, though they did not see one. They decided to leave the bar.

Lotta people are probably gonna call Screech lame for still Icing people but guess what? Not me. But why, John? Icing is so old and stupid. Exactly. It’s so old and stupid that it’s funny again. No one expects the Ice anymore. They’ve fallen numb to it. An Ice in 2015 (or the end of 2014) is a lovely, fruity, carbonated trip down memory lane. And of course a refusal carries the penalty of stabbing. Party rules are laws, and they carry punishments. Often times those punishments are violent. You let someone get away with refusing an Ice and next thing you know guys are fingering balls out of cups during Beirut, letting their elbows cross the plain, using a backboard during flip cup. The whole party scene would devolve into anarchy. Don’t refuse an Ice and make Dustin Diamond stab a motherfucker on Christmas.