Born To Be a Blogger: My Stance On The Internet From 17 Years Ago Today Could Not Be More Spot On

Look at that. Just born to be a smut blogger. 17 years ago today, the kid started his crusade. Been rallying against Internet censorship since day 1. Did we even have Internet in 1998? I guess so, cause I was surfing around those web sights like nobody’s business, just crushing those Beanie Baby sights. And how dare those adults stop you from looking up Beanie Babies because they think it’s a rated R movie. So every time some idiot thinks Barstool is bad, that we objectify women or some shit, just remind them people think Beanie Babies are bad too. That logic just burned your brain.

Also, check out that cursive. Unreal style on that cursive. Penmanship for days. I got loops and swoops and dotting the i’s and crossing my t’s with perfection. That’s why the teacher couldn’t stop writing compliments on the top. Looks like she ran out of space to say good things. The kid was a prodigy even back in the day. No supervision for life.