Stupid Millenial Couple Takes Selfie Video In Front Of Dumpster Fire And Rightfully Get Sauced

Tip of the cap to these firefighters.  Not only are they putting out flames but they’re doing God’s work in the process.  Clean off their smug like Andy Dufrene entering Shawshank.  Why can’t Millennials act normal and not make EVERYTHING about themselves?  I don’t even want to imagine the amount of douche that was going to go into that Instagram caption.  No doubt Bae will be used twice.  At least.

Now only if someone can do that to me while watching the dumpster fire that is the Phillies, preferably with bullets instead of water.