REAL LIFE COVID-19 RELATED HEADLINE: "Is Lockdown Jogging Ruining Your Cleavage?"
THE DAILY MAIL - The nation has swapped their gym memberships for the free and fresh outdoors - but not without risk, according to a new warning from experts. According to experts from boobydoo.co.uk, the UK's biggest sports bra retailer, new runners are five times more at risk of injury if they are not prepared or properly kitted out, increasing the likelihood of 'saggy boobs', back pain and poor posture. They told FEMAIL that just 20 minutes of jogging a day without a sports bra can result in irreparable breast tissue damage, ligament strain and chronic back pain- because breasts can move around 14cm while running.
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The Daily Mail from the Clickbait Heavens!!! Finally a reputable worldwide news organization worried about the important things during the global pandemic! You hear those experts?!?!!? Don't go jogging without the support you need! Be sure to use those sports bras, ladies and Brandon Walker! We need to save the BOOBIES during this crisis as much as we can! We don't need a CLEAVAGE crisis to go along with the Coronavirus crisis! Down with Covid-19! Up with 'Saggy Boob' awareness!
PS - You know what the lockdown IS ruining? FORTNIGHT BOY! Go tell him to thank me for earning his paycheck for him please with all these PAGEVIEWS!