A Truly Historic Chugging Performance By This Laaaaddyyy

Here is a look at my stopwatch:

That is absolutely phenomenal speed. The beer was against her that day, as well. It was a Guinness. You cannot overlook that. It's like running a 40 with the wind in your face. I wouldn't be shocked to see her in the 3.2's chugging a light beer such as Bud Light. 

Also, this was completely emasculating for the fella on the left:

I guess when you are in the midst of a super star, you'd watch them go to work too. I can't blame him. I'd probably do the same thing. Mostly because I don't know how to chug. I'm just so bad at it. I've never been able to shotgun either. I guess that's what happens when you go to a Jesuit School in the Bronx instead of a state school. The only person to blame here is myself.