This 54-Year-Old Guy Who Crushed The Pull-Ups World Record Just Made Us All Look Like Assholes

Unilad – This is 54-year-old Mark Jordan, and he is an absolute TANK.

The Texas man now owns the world record for the number of pull-ups done within a 24 hour period. So how many did he get through? Only 4,321.

Mark completed the record a few months ago, but Guinness World Records have only just made it official.

Fuck, man. It’s starting to warm up finally and I’m just now beginning to correct what a doughy piece of shit I’ve turned into over the course of winter hibernation. So to see this 54-year-old dude just annihilating over 4,000 pullups in a 24 hour period was not as much motivational as it was a painful reminder of how awful I am at life (maybe not as awful as someone whose job it is to watch a man do pull-ups for 24 straight hours, still awful all the same). But while him crushing that many pull-ups was tough to swallow, what got me was his cocky little dance moves during it:

 
 
You want to be a freak of nature beast of a man whose very existence makes me ashamed? Fine. But don’t go shaking your titties in my face in the process, Mark. I’m a human with real feelings here and you just melted my face with those moves. A little humility goes a long way, sir.

PS pretty solid titties tho if we’re being honest