Classic Long Island: Man Robs Dunkin' Donuts On Roller Blades

I'd expect this sort of thing from the Boston area but Long Island?... Ok, also pretty expected.

From PIX11 News:

A rollerblading bandit wearing a surgical mask skated off into the night after robbing a Dunkin’ Donuts on Long Island, according to Nassau County police.

The suspect rolled into the Hicksville shop around 7:50 p.m. Friday, ordered a cup of coffee and then demanded cash while making it seem like he had a gun under his clothing, police said.

Attn. Hicksville - A BOLO HAS BEEN ISSUED:

Bonus Dunkin' content: 

I'd never seen the movie Jack and Jill but Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (comedian/writer Robert Smigel) posted this gem on his Twitter this morning that is well worth watching if you haven't seen it:

Bonus Bladin' content:

FASTEST SPEED ON INLINE SKATES (DOWNHILL):  SANDRO BOVO - 77.47 MPH

PRO INLINE SPEED SKATERS CAN GO OVER 30 MPH DURING COMPETITIONS:

TODAY IN MY GOOGLING I ALSO LEARNED ROLLER BLADE DANCE COMPETITIONS ARE A THING AND THIS ONE GOT ME REAL HYPE (if you're looking for an internet rabbit hole today I recommend this one):

In closing, it's skates instead of blades but I love this music video. It makes me hope that I can be a sexy roller skate lady in another life. Crunchy tune, crunchy rollin' vibes: