Skydivers Decide To Set Their Parachutes On Fire During Their Jump

Two skydivers dramatically set fire to their parachute canopies as they plummeted towards earth at 120 mph. Alex Aimard and his pal Petter Jonsson leapt from a plane over Eloy, Arizona, USA, during the daring stunt. Armed with a petrol doused parachute, the pair pulled out flare guns during their descent – and set fire to their canopies. Petter, 38, from Sweden, who filmed the risky stunt on a GoPro attached to his body, said: “I was so focused on my task that I didn’t have time to be scared or think about what could have gone wrong.”

What the fuck? That’s not cool. Let’s not do that. It’s enough that they are jumping out of a plane and plummeting to Earth at a million miles an hour. You do not need to bring flare guns and fire into this discussion. That’s these thrill-seakers and why I’m glad I’m not one. Just watching a video on the Internet is enough to get me hyped—these guys need to literally jump out of a plane and light everything on fire just to get a little bit of a rush. It’s like how porn stars can’t have missionary, they need to involve at least 2 different species and a plunger just to get a little bit wet. Now what do these skydivers do? I assume just skydive without a parachute?