Spectator Trips Bicycle Rider At Finish Line Causing An A+ Face Plant

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Confession time. I’ve always wanted to do this. I’ve never actually done it because reason and not being a terrible person always kicks in at some point, shaming  the psycho part of my brain for ever even entertaining the thought, but I’ve always wanted to do it. Hit a biker in a race down the finish line, trip a marathon runner in a similar situation, throw shit off the roof of a really tall building and grab every police officer’s gun*. Those are the things in life that if we took the restrictor plate off our brain, we’d be doing all the time. So yes, this is fucked up but in a weird way I sort of understand. Also that face plant was a solid 8.7 out of 10.

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*Probably things I should keep in my brain, oh well.

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